Alcohol VS Girlfriend

There is something You should know
You ripe what you initially sow
You cannot have both at same time
Said a wise seer
So choose either a girlfrind
or a freshly brewed beer
Here I tell you something
Some things about the two
When ever they are around
The most beautiful is the view
When you have a girlfriend
You speak what your heart says
And when you have a beer
You do it your heart's way
A girlfriend can bring hope
Can make you smile
A beer can make you forget
About your office file
When you break up with your girlfriend
Your life becomes risky
But if you are tired of drinking beer
You can always have whiskey
When you drink that whiskey
All the troubles turn around
And when you are with your girlfriend
In your head, her thoughts surround
When you drink whiskey or beer
May I add
Sometimes does happen when
Things get bad
You may fall down, You may get hurt
You may get crazy and tear your own shirt
But when you are with your girlfriend
These things do not happen
But you have to prepare yourself
For other worse things that happen
She may take you with her, for shopping
For things she will not buy
You would have to say sorry
Even when you don't know
why the hell Did she cry
So decide my friend, what you want
To get into ahead
But before making a decision
think Long in your head

:- Ishant :)